Idiosyncrasy

Tahun 2009 ini aku cuba jadi kan satu waktu yang lebih mencabar. Di mana ketika ini sedang hebat melawan nafsu untuk melupakan buku ilmiah dan menghampiri monitor Acer yang di 'connectkan' pada CPU di belakangnya. Di mana ketika ini hati melonjak ingin tahu di mana aku akan berada 5 tahun akan datang, berniaga atau menganggur? Di mana aku menanti setiap hari berlalu untuk aku cuba tidak membazir setiap saat dengan hanya merenung memikirkan keadaan sekeliling tanpa sedar matahari terbenam tanpa aku membuka satu pun helaian Addiotional Mathematics apatah lagi Al-Quran yang sedikit sebanyak berhabuk. Setiap insan, makhluk ALLAH, beragama Islam mahupun bukan, ingin sekali mencapai satu anjakan paradigma untuk menjadikan tahun itu lebih baik daripada tahun sebelumnya. Namun aku kurang pasti definisi " LEBIH BAIK " itu bagaimana bagi sesuatu individu. Ya, erti kata lain. Adalah azam tahun baru. Alangkah baik sekiranya azam itu aku laksanakan dengan mudah. Selepas 16 tahun...

*aku nk record ekor dia je :) Oh yeah, ekor badak nih mengundang, sebab tuh aku suka. time nih Emma, Irfan and Chacha gi tgk baby Hippo. Not bad lah Zoo Negara, I don't know whether it suppose to be as dirty as it is or just keadaan tak terurus. Tapi dah lama tak happy cam nih. Maybe sebab the family feelings during the day out kot. Aku kan ada lack sikit bahagian tuh. Betul cakap emma, chacha memang nak dengan aku je. :D Irfan pulak obses dengan yang ini, aku memang cukup geli dan takut. Agak childish tapi mungkin sebab mak aku memang tak open minded pasal binatang ini, nenek aku apatah lagi. Ohh, si oink2 nih ada jambang :). Tapi kurus sangat. Kesian. Then ada show, kita orang tunggu lama lah jugak. Hos die Hadi (aku ingat Hafiz, pekak sebelah lah =_=") ada huge bulge. Hahaha. Pastuh dia keluar kan burung and seals. Very sexy. Aku tak bawak camera. Memang menyesal. K800 Cyber-Shot tak lawa pun. *sorry for the bad quality, aku tak perasan it was swicthed on. And suara yang me...

I just watched the movie. Well it took me a minute for the windows to load. Its definitely A-Must-Watch movie. Yeah, I read somewhere how it is similar to High School Musical. HELL NO! High School Musical suck. Hahaha, you can act all crazy to me if you want, but hey we have the rights to talk whatever we like right? Although one thing that I disagree with the casting. WHY ZAC EFRON? Despite how much I dislike him, I think he's an ass in this movie. With that hair and the wink. Extremely eww for me. Again, you can bitch to me to stand up how hot is he. I just do not give a damn :D. The hot black lad is the one that I could not resist, where can I start? The hair? The dance? Or adorable voice? Seaweed's (Elijah Kelly) my man! Queen Latifah is absolutely stunning with the beautiful vocal of hers although Amanda Bynes did not seem quite right. I really think she sucks in kissing. Ohh, what about James Marsden? Lovely, just adorabaly lovely. Oh yeah, about Hairspray. This is the ...

Aku kena tag ngan Jebon, tak lah specifically tapi aku nak buat. Haha. Aku lahir tak cukup bulan, tapi berat sama dengan bayi cukup bulan. Tahi lalat atas hidung aku dulu kecik, sekarang besar, mak aku cakap taik lalat hidup. Aku cuak. Tak nak jadi macam Azean Irdawaty dan Rosnah Mat Aris =_=' Aku mula pandai eja nama sendiri umur 4 tahun lepas satu buku penuh dengan nama aku jek, jadi dia suruh makcik aku ajar. Mak aku cakap nama aku susah. Dia takut aku tak reti eja. An-Zurie Ayesya, susah ke? Aku abnormal. Sehari aku kencing 2 kali je. Tak kira aku minum banyak mana. Aku suka Po-oh. Aku sanggup beli buku, tisu, kotak untuk cover Po-oh sahaja. Aku tak bertuah cam korang, boleh baca dalam perjalanan, kereta, kapal terbang, submarine. Kau sebut je. Dalam 20 seconds aku dah pening. Aku tak suka teddy bear. Aku suka anak patung haiwan lain yang warna striking dan pelik. Aku tak suka menyukai apa yang orang lain suka dan obses. umm..paham ke? kaki aku size 9, memang tahap ...

Tidak putus tetamu datang memenuhi dewan Seri Melawati meraikan pengantin yang cantik berseri dengan keemasan pakaian yang disinar matahari. Alhamdulillah syukur pada hadrat ILLAHI, cikgu Sham Zailina selamat dinikahkan di Perak 13 Disember yang lalu dan hari nih, 20 Disember kemeriahan terus segar. Cikgu cantik sangat. Although she looked so tired but we all know that she's happy. Memang terlalu ramai jemputan nya hinggakan makanan yang dihidangkan tidak mencukupi. Di sini lah senior KRS dan murid-murid cikgu yang lain berkumpul meraikan hari bahagia Puan Sham Zailina dan Hasnol. May ALLAH bless them with all the happiness in this world :)

Aku gelar mereka kawan, bukan sekadar teman tapi sahabat yang aku kutuk depan2 serta gelak ketawa bersama. Aku tak popular tapi alhamdulillah ada yang sudi bertemankan gorilla sewel nih. Kat sini aku nak meluahkan rasa, takut tak sempat. Names in Alphabetically. These are the friends that I treasure the most. p/s; Name yg takda, korang akan masuk next episode :P Farha Hanina bt Md Saat, bagi aku Farha nih cun dengan bulu mata dia yang memang lebat gila tuh cuma dia tak nak mengaku. Aku salute sangat Pa'a ni. Dia paling tabah and aku rasa dia paling cool. Aku tak sempatlah nak rapat sangat ngan dia. Kalau tak masuk asrama yang sama, mungkin dia dah lupa kot kat aku. Dalam tomboyish dia ini, suara dia paling lunak and sweet. Yang aku tahu, dia suka lagu English (zaman dulu lah, sekarang aku tak tahu :( Ada satu masa, aku tengok dia menangis, hati kami semua luruh sebab dia disayangi semua orang. Aku rindu Bumi Melaka. Fatimah Azzahra bt Md. Raus, dia nih memang lawa, k...

Sumpah kau buang tebiat Sab!! Inilah laki idaman aku: 1.ciri lelaki idaman aku - facial hair (ini wajib!) so lucky klu ada bulu dada :D - someone yg membimbing - pandai layan budak2 (obviously cause I act like one) - atleast 2 years older -bulky and taller (1 cm pon boleh lah syg :P) - tak romantik pon takpe, janji gila and funny ^_^ - the one that I can talk about almost everything - OH!! rambut yang selekeh :D 2. ciri laki yg aku tak suka - metro sexual (I can't stand how they put on more make up than me) - isap rokok (amie, u promised nak berhenti kan?) - jiwang sgt, mls aku nak lyn - tak leh nak understand kesewelan aku - yang expect aku nak jadi feminine and cover ayu, pegi blah - orang yang nak tipu utk ambik hati 3. perasaan aku kalau dpt keluar dgn org yg aku suka - mula2 cam nervous - suka gak lah - serious hari tuh boleh gelak sampai pecah perut 4. tempat yang aku nak pegi dgn dia - Genting Highlands (nak jadi budak2 balik) - Sunway Lagoon - Atas bukit time malam2, dapat ...

Sudah lama menyimpan data di minda sambil benak menyusun kata untuk dipersembahkan pada alam siber ini. Terima kasih pada research Michael Moore yang ditayangkan di Star Movies tentang kadar bayaran kesihatan, tuntutan pembayaran kesihatan dan insurans nyawa, inspirasi menerjah secara terus menerus. Tapi kesal sedikit tidak tahu mengenai tajuk filem dokumentari itu kerana terlepas tayangan nya selama 17 minit tapi aku cukup faham apa lelaki American ini cuba sampaikan. Tentang satu pasangan yang menghidapi barah. Bertahun hidup di bawah kekayaan dan memiliki 2 rumah agam, mereka hampir muflis gara-gara kos perubatan yang melampaui batas di Manhattan. Namun penyakit mereka tidak menyerah kalah malah hidup selama 3 tahun bersama 12 jenis ubat-ubatan membuatkan mereka kelihatan 10 tahun lebih tua dan kini menetap di bilik bawah tanah di kediaman anak mereka. Seorang ibu tunggal mempunyai cahaya mata seramai 5 orang kini mengganggur di rumah selepas menjadi wirawati tragedi 11 September a...

Rifhan is suddenly moving to Qatar in 2 days away. We didn't actually think it was true probably because of previous experience that made us know her so well but we decided that we should probably give her some warm goodbye's so by giving her a little present. We went to d new JJ in Keramat that has been told such a great place by Aishah. We didn't think so though. Or atleast I don't actually think so. All I can say that it was okay. Grabbed some lunch at Wendy's (Please, I really regret it). There where extremely lots of balloons in CLOWN SHAPES! Gosh thank God it was just balloons. While we're searching for the present and out of nowhere there was this tall, hairy, coulourful faces with small balloons walking around and approaching kids. I was really relieved that he didn't approached us (or probably because Sabrina keep avoiding :D ) or I'll kick him in the nuts. SERIOUSLY. It took us lots of walking up and down, finding the shops and pen. I thought I...

The recent popular "celebrity" nowadays is Barack Obama right? Suddenly everyone starting singing and making videos about him. Have you heard the song called "We love Barack Obama" by The Hush Sound? Its damn funny...although some people (like EMMA) don't really get it. Hahaha then you should watch the video in Youtube where Hilary Clinton is wearing old woman's lingerie and having those high briefs. They do all this dodgy sex positions and automatically made Rihanna's Umbrella song "more popular". Oh yeah, I was being sarcastic. Hahaha. love, Ayesya Johan :D

Aku sangat marah sekarang ni. I just saw the news (honestly, I hardly listen to news) about this Jane Doe mendakwa this certain pihak about calling her stupid for buying the house in that area. Logically lah kan, siapa yang bodoh? Penduduk yang beli rumah tuh, Pihak contructor yang membotakkan hutan? Atau pihak atasan yang develop the lands? You can think for yourself. Dulu, masa semua penduduk Melawati sibuk buat petition ada pihak atasan bother about it? I remembered that I signed those petitions almost at 4 different places. Dulu ada sesiapa kisah pasal landslides? Or global warming? Sekarang bila dah jadi baru sibuk nak fikir solutions. All of them are stupid. They're so many spaces in Malaysia kenapa they aim for the hills and build those huge houses? Bukan semua orang mampu beli pon. If they were kenapa ada abandoned buildings??! Stupid. Memang bodoh. They blame the rain. Hujan lebat. MALAYSIA memang lah hujan lebat kan?! tak belajar geografi ke? They should realise that befo...

Aidiladha tahun ni rasa macam cepat sangat. The more the merrier kan? It is indeed. Raya seronok dekat rumah Omi, eventhough tak tolong untuk food preparation (relax lah, I do it every year. Miss a year takpe kan) tapi seronok dengan gelagat budak-budak. Aku kena belajar our family signature dish ASAP lah. Sekarang nih baru tau nak buat sotong, kuah still belum belajar. KETUPAT SOTONG . This is the food that makes everyone hurries to Keramat so they won't run out. Teruk sangat sampaikan each person only gets 4 pieces of sotong supaya adil and semua orang dapat makan! IMAGINE!! For those yang tak tahu, Version Kelantan nih is the sweet one. Kuah dia manis and some people (like my sis-in-law) langsung tak biasa makan sebab version orang Pahang bukan yang manis punya. Things are becoming clearer nowadays since Abg J tak lagi avoide us and join the family gathering. Just sadly abah still merajuk. Mama ngan papa tak pakai baju raya (serious geram) aku pulak beria pakai baju...

I don't write beautiful stories, neither imaginations nor meaningful quotes that happens to motivate 1 in every 10 person in the world. Out of nowhere, I suddenly realise why I appreciate candid pictures more than a real portrait. Here's FOR ME , why they show that you're so happy without to get ready for the moment to be captured and pretend it's such a lovely time you're having. Insanity approached ayesya

its actually a year and 10 months ++ (serious macam nak promote buffet) oh yeah, sakit hati. sebab just had an argument and i don't give a damn who's fault is it. One simple thing I know, he hurt me pretty bad. SABRINA!! Kotak Merah = Red Box = Karaoke = Melalak sampai naik gile :) love the equation? I did it myself. Pretty smart huh? *sorry, pukul 3 pagi nih jadi retarted sikit

memang dah lama sgt, sampaikan time bukak blogspot tadi berlambak blog updates especially from our 'wannabe drama queen' (she's not exactly tapi tak tahu nak nicknamed ape :P) okay, dengan lafaz Bismillah (this will be the longest blog post that you will be ever reading in this public diary! I kinda start realising how gay this blog title is.) From the beginning of the week, I started packing, with lots of clothes (expecting my bro will bring me to somewhere I call fun) and 2 new Playstation Games for my niece (obviously me too). Guitar Hero 3 and some Shrek 3rd Carnival new game. I know! I know its lame that I just started playing Guitar Hero when the world has already named it as the best game ever! ( please do watch Heidi Klum's ad about Guitar Hero on youtube. Damn amusing! ) Get so addicted to it seriously. Although my time on ps is only at 1 o'clock in the morning cause I really don't want my niece coming to me and beg "Achu, boleh tak nak main 2 o...